that I just sucked up some little toys in the vacuum because I was too lazy to bend down and pick them up? I mean, does Polly Pocket really need all of those rubber clothes??
that I want to reach through the computer and slap the girl that has been having an affair with my friend's husband? She says her "favorite book is the Bible" and that she's "so blessed" to have a "new family!" Oh, Excuse me while I gag.
that if and when I see said friend's husband, I'll want to kick him where it counts? I didn't think so...
that I dream of spending my lottery winnings and how much I would give my friends and family even though I don't play the lottery?
that my daughter and I made a McDonald's french fry run in the middle of the night?
that the raspberry plant someone gave me died and I want to get another so they won't know I killed it?
that I wish I could twitch my nose like on "Bewitched" or blink like Jeannie so my house would be clean? I guess it's not going to clean itself so I had better go!
Happy Monday ya'll~